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The atmospheric conditions are sometimes quite erratic. Sadly for Misery, the luckless maiden, she contracted an infection. Your mission is to guide her towards the healer Madame Aversion, so you can aid her in recovering from the ailment. Enjoy!
Touch the screen on handheld gadgets and press with the mouse on computers.
